Fressen

I eat too much, they have also just made the trays and plates in the canteen way bigger, not good times, and I've just been fricking eating "candy" all day, boooooo!
I discovered chocolate pretzels in Walmart, woop de woop, and have also discovered that that South Park episode about Walmart is goddamn true, you just go there and then like 3 hours later you come out with a trolley full of tat and you're like 'where the fuck did that even come from?! I don't remember doing that!'

Lesbisch

Chloe told me an awesome story the other day about the girl that was here before her. She used to hang round with this random girl all the time and then all the religious ones started leaving notes on her door saying she was going to burn in hell etc.

Genius.